I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?

You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

Break a bit of ice on the bar and say, ‘Now I’ve broken the ice can I buy you a drink?’

Your body is like a temple. What time do services begin?

I hope you’ve registered that body with the FBI, ‘cause it’s a lethal weapon.

Your eyes are enough to bring a strong man to his knees.

Don’t walk into that building - you might set the sprinklers off!!

Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous but you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. I Just felt like I had to tell you.

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

So, is it safe to say I’m gonna score?

So, what’s the worst pick up line you’ve heard tonight?

Do you have the time…….the time to write down my number?

I do. How about you?

I promise this isn’t a line.

Girl, you’ve got more curves than a back country road!

Baby, they broke the mold when they made you.

Excuse me, but do you have the temperature?

Good day for weather.

It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one who tripped me!

You have incredible posture. Are you a dancer?

Here’s your chance to get to know me.

If I told you I was a turtle, would you help me out of my shell?

You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

I’d really like to share something with you -- me!

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

What’s your best drinking story?

You’re the only reason I came in here alone.

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

When I look into your eyes I see the Moon and the stars.

Your body is like haiku in motion.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Want to make some memories?

Do you have a name, or can I call you ‘mine’ ?

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work on it?

You’re the only one I could ever really love.

Pinch me, I must be dreaming.

Your lips were made to be kissed, and I hate to see a good thing go to waste!

If you go out with me, I’ll go out with you.

Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink.

Girl: Why?

Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.

The name’s Bond, James Bond.

Will you rub my back?

You smell -- Let’s take a shower together.

No wonder the sky is gray today, all the blue is in your eyes.

I want to be the cow that grazes in your field.

You’re ‘No Parking’ right? Just trying to guess your sign.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Good candy isn’t made… it’s born.

Can I be your slave on your next day off?

When I look into your eyes I lose myself in your beauty.

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!

I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

You’re on my mind, but I’d prefer you in my apartment.

I’m an Army recruiter. Why don’t you come over to my place and ‘be all you can be.’

I wonder what our children will look like.

Hey baby. . . Drop that zero and get with the hero.

Do you mind if I stare at you close up instead of from across the room?

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning.

Your eyes are blue like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?

Does beauty run in the family?

I’m here to fulfill your every fantasy.

Well, what do you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color-coordinated.

Do you have a fever? You look pretty hot from here.

There’s so much I want to give you.

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

You wouldn’t want to hurt my feelings would you?

You look like a dream.

I’m the one you want.

Want to see my stamp collection?

All the world’s sugar and honey couldn’t equal the sweetness of your voice.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

I’ve been waiting a long time for someone like you to come along.

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

I’m jealous of that glass.

Every time I look at you my heart skips a beat.

This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. If you have been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.

I’m forecasting a shower tonight, you bring the soap.

What’s that in your eye? It must just be a sparkle.

If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Baby you’re on fire!

Can I have directions to your heart?

I need to marry someone tonight so I can stay in the country.

Present the person with a single rose and say: ‘I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are’

Does your boyfriend know where you are?

I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass to hear you speak over the telephone!

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.

It’s all just a game. Care to play?

If I had a body like yours, I’d burn mine.

Your smile is gorgeous. Are those real teeth?

If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.

I couldn’t help but notice you totally ignoring me.

Stand still so I can pick you up!

I know how to please a woman.

Do you want to be called for breakfast or should I just blow in your ear?

Is it true that blondes have more fun?

When’s our wedding date?

Wow, you even look good with the lights on!

I think my ying has just found it’s yang.

I think my medication is wearing off.

Hi, my name is (your name), and you can tell me yours when you catch your breath.

Can I flirt with you?

Compared to you, the sun feels cold.

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Are you on the menu?

Life is too short. Why not make the most of it?

If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?

You must be a thief, because you’ve stolen my heart.

I already feel like you’re a part of me!

What do I have to do to be your booty call?

If you were words on a page, you’d be FINE PRINT!

I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

I sure like the cover of your book, can I check out the pages in between?

You’d better start giving me mouth to mouth, because you just took my breathe away.

I hope you know CPR, ‘cause you take my breathe away.

What walks like a god and winks?

Let me make all of your dreams come true.